Mrs Slappers want a sports car in pearlescent purple.... wonder if you can get grass the same colour... think of the shading that give you.... Wheres G ?? this is right up her alley
The only way, Psybs...is with lots of wine...or poteen.....bloody leaves....
All day today...they fall from my neighbours trees and multiply on the way down....into my garden....copulating with the Sycamore seeds...then they get between the pebbles on my path....then when I have a pile swept up the wind god blows them into the pond.....
And tomorrow they will have gathered all their friends in town to settle in my garden!
I collect them all up; iron them, spray them with three coats of clear-acrylic; and then sell them as book-marks to place between, well...the leaves of books.