Let's Play Confession Time

[mrs_overall]

As we are all relatively anonymous on here, let's all confess one of our sins. I will start the ball rolling.
After Mr O and I had finished our breeding programme and the youngest was out of his cot, Mr O decided to turn the said cot into a garden seat. It was hideous. How many garden seats have you seen that are yellow and have ducks painted on them?
He was very proud of it and thought it looked wonderful. To this day he thinks someone nicked it because they admired it so much.
I confess that it wasn't nicked....and it ended up buried in the bottom of a skip outside my sister's house a mile away.

[Sqad]

GOOD GOD!!!!!

[janbee]

No court in the land would find you guilty Mrs O.

[ummmm]

On a cold winters night my OH was being really annoying. He got out the bath and came down in just a towel and fell asleep on the sofa. So I opened all the windows and went to bed.

He knew it was me though :-)

[Maydup]

Nooooo...that's mean Mrs O!

I confess to having taken some of my Christmas presents to the charity shop already.

[marval]

Well, I won't tell.

[mrs_overall]

Maydup, don't you have a "presents recycling drawer?"

[janbee]

Maydup, Some of my pressies have gone to a charity shop, In fact, I think that may be where they came from in the first place. No doubt some of the pressies I gave to others will end up in a charity shop soon.

[rockyracoon]

Ummmm, you can't possibly be talking about Ginge cos he's never annoying.

I must be really boring, I've got nothing to fess up to.

[marval]

Most of my presents are edible, so I am keeping them.

[ummmm]

Lol, Rocky, lol :-)

[HansUrbancka]

I shall remain seated and Duck-out of this one.

Hans.

[Maydup]

Thankfully I only have a few people to buy for at Christmas and they would recognise the gifts if I recycled them. besides, its made me sort a few other bits out for the charity shop too. I might have to confess later that some of MrM's stuff is in the bag, will he notice?

[maggiebee]

My late husband was a TV fanatic but knew absolutely nothing about electrics. After a bit of a stushie I took the fuse out of the TV plug and went away on a 2 day course. He hadn't a clue!

[aelmpvw]

made me wonder if i ought to give my yellow garden seat with the duck designs a coat of paint ...

[Georgiesmum]

Oh Mrs O, you made me laugh so much, thats much funnier than any tv programme that i have seen on the box this Christmas. Thank you! x
Ps. I would loved to have seen it in all its glory!

[rowanwitch]

After a heavy meal and a bottle of wine Red woke up and I convinced him that it was 9 am rather than 9pm and he was convinced for ages
I was tempted to give him breakfast and let him go shopping but my conscience got the better of me..

[atalanta]

Once upon a time I had a boyfriend whom I suspected of leading a double life. I took all the goods he had left in my flat and put them in a left-luggage office. I went to meet him as previously agreed, and when I saw him I said "At last, I've found out the truth about you !" He went as white as a sheet and began to dash off, but not before I gave him the left-luggage ticket. Then I watched as he vanished at top speed. I never saw him again, and never did find out the truth, but clearly he had had something dreadful to hide.

[mrs_overall]

atlanta - what a mystery. I would have dug and snooped to find out the truth!

[shoota]

That's the difference between a lady and a tea-lady....

[mallyh]

my oh had a really hideous shirt horrible colour and pattern that he loved wearing ,i left the iron on it and went and vacuumed the hall .