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The Irish Ballerina
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit. She pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,'What man here will buy a lass a drink?'The bar went silent as everyone tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed,'Pour the ballerina a drink!'
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned again pointed around at all in the bar, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lass another drink?'
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said,'Give the ballerina another drink!'
The bartender approached the drunk and said ..'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'
The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina.'
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit. She pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,'What man here will buy a lass a drink?'The bar went silent as everyone tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed,'Pour the ballerina a drink!'
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned again pointed around at all in the bar, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lass another drink?'
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said,'Give the ballerina another drink!'
The bartender approached the drunk and said ..'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'
The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina.'
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