Doing It On Pool Tables

[joggerjayne]

This came up when I was out with some friends.

In movies, if there's a pool table in the room, there's a good chance that someone will end up having sex on it.

But none of us has ever had sex on a pool table. Kitchen tables, obviously, dining tables, as long as you're not having a dinner party at the time.

But those of our friends whose other halves have pool tables, we're not even allowed to stand a wine glass on the edge, without the other half having a total marry, let alone scramble on top for a bonk.

Are we missing out on some pool table sex "thing"?

And where would one start to look if the chalk went missing?

[Ken4155]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'screwback', jj:-)

[mushroom25]

i spent a night on a pool table once - in 1981 when a group of us got snowed into a remote pub in the yorkshire dales...

[joggerjayne]

The other halves don't have a "marry"

They have a "mardy"

[Hopkirk]

You would have to get it re-felted.

[Baldric]

///And where would one start to look if the chalk went missing?///

It's the Red Balls you have to look out for!

[Ken4155]

Not to mention 'in off the brown!!'

[Elina]

http://onefunnymotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/medium_3208325391.jpg

[Hopkirk]

Get your coat, Ken.

[AlwaysConfused]

How do you make a pool table laugh? Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls.

[fiction-factory]

I'd need a rest every now and then

[Davemano]

Get sent off for streaking on the pitch.

[joggerjayne]

Eli ... what a brilliant picture!

[Sipowicz]

I've potted a few pinks on a snooker table!

[Elina]

She's just been asked for a game of pool jj !

[jno]

I can't see the appeal

http://chaingethecycle.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/P1160198.jpg

[Elina]

^ LOL!!

[Svejk]

What kind of films have you been watching, jj?

[fiction-factory]

What about this pic then, jno
http://cdn.simplyshredded.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/69265.jpg

[joggerjayne]

// What kind of films have you been watching, jj //

Err ...

:o/

[Svejk]

It's a toss up, factor, ain't it?