Bad News And Worst News.

[melv16]

Bad news...the element's gone belly-up Ont fan oven.
Worst news... The Mrs has got the magic finger out, pointed it and now I've got to clean the oven...sob..

[Old_Geezer]

You are going to clean a broken oven before it is scrapped ?

[scorpiojo]

Awwwww ;o)

[melv16]

No og, I've ordered a new heating element. I'm going to need counselling :-)

[mazie]

I know I am strange but I enjoy cleaning ovens..Want me to come round melv?

[dannyk13]

// I enjoy cleaning ovens//
Stay off the juice Mazie.

[melv16]

No thanks, mazie. You sound seriously weird:-)

[mazie]

I am melv ;o)

[Gavmacp]

Clean an oven!! What does that mean?

[bookbinder]

I assume, melv, that you do, actually, know how to clean an oven? How did this happen? Have you got some previous, as the cops say?

[melv16]

I had to remove the oven from the kitchen unit to get at the screws to remove the element. Quick as a flash the Mrs presented me with some Mr Muscle and a cloth and *** off to her mates. She had craftily caught me in a pincer movement :-(

[melv16]

Done. It's now clean enough to cook your dinner in:-)

[bookbinder]

So, melv, does this news mean that you, yes, you, will be cooking dinner tonight? I mean, as Mrs. melv is out, somebody will have to be the chef this evening.

[melv16]

I'm the chef most days BB. Serves me right for doing a cordon bleu cookery course when I split up with the previous Mrs Melv.

[scorpiojo]

Awwww ;o)

[jno]

nowt wrong with doing cookery courses.... but telling your wife, oh dear, oh dear. Schoolboy error.

[melv16]

I always thought that the glass on the oven door was smoked :-)

[grasscarp]

At the weekend I had the grandchildren to stay. The 7 year old said to me "We've got an oven like that, but cleaner" :O(

[Canary42]

Keep them coming folks - I'm getting lots of chuckles from this thread.

[melv16]

I also didn't get a TUT when she inspected the oven:-)

[melv16]

New element fitted, so it's stew and dumplings for me Sunday dinner...yayyyyyy