A Piece Of Sandpaper!

[Voltage]

A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar.

The bartender says "what will it be?"

The sandpaper goes " I've had a really bad day i just need something to take the edge off"

[albaqwerty]

you need to take the rough with the smooth

[maggiebee]

I'll "file" that away to tell later!

[Toorak]

Did someone rub you up the wrong way?

[marval]

lol

[Shaglene]

Don't leave it on the toilet roll holder.............