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Laundry!
My wife tripped and spilled the laundry basket all over the floor.
I watched it all unfold.
a little bit later The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level.
To help her, I've raised the ironing board to a more suitable height.
My wife has had her knickers stolen off the line!!! Fuming!!
You can keep the knickers but can we have the 40 pegs back please!
I watched it all unfold.
a little bit later The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level.
To help her, I've raised the ironing board to a more suitable height.
My wife has had her knickers stolen off the line!!! Fuming!!
You can keep the knickers but can we have the 40 pegs back please!
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A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbour hanging her laundry outside.
“That laundry is not very clean,” she says. “She doesn’t know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better washing powder.”
Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbour would hang her laundry to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband, “Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder how that happened?”
The husband said, “I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows.”
A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbour hanging her laundry outside.
“That laundry is not very clean,” she says. “She doesn’t know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better washing powder.”
Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbour would hang her laundry to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband, “Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder how that happened?”
The husband said, “I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows.”
a woman turns up at the hospital with burnt ears.
The doctor said "let me guess - you answered the phone while ironing".
She was embarrassed to admit that she had.
The doctor said that he didnt understand how come she burnt both her ears.
Still embarrased she said "well I had to phone an ambulance".
The doctor said "let me guess - you answered the phone while ironing".
She was embarrassed to admit that she had.
The doctor said that he didnt understand how come she burnt both her ears.
Still embarrased she said "well I had to phone an ambulance".
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