Toilet Trouble

[homedeeth]

My toilet is in pristine condition and you could eat your dinner off it

[mallyh]

i'd rather use a plate x

[sunny-dave]

Crepe for lunch?

[mallyh]

followed by dumplings

[Sqad]

mallyh........are you sure?
It would be precarious balancing on a plate, surely a toilet would be easier/

[mallyh]

lol x

[aelmpvw]

i'll pass on the bowl of soup for starters

[mallyh]

but surely you won't pass on the peas x

[rowanwitch]

No curry either

[homedeeth]

For Funks Sake. I shouldn't have tried a small attempt at humour. I've got a day off and thought I'd sort the bog out.

[sunny-dave]

I could merde errr a pint ...

[homedeeth]

I need to clean the limescale underneath the water. What's the best way?

[sunny-dave]

Coca Cola and a toothbrush

[Patsy33]

Urine a happy mood! I still wouldn't eat my dinner off it though...

[homedeeth]

Just pour a massive bottle of coke in, wait a bit and then scrub-a-dub?

[aelmpvw]

//Coca Cola and a toothbrush//
don't use the wife's brush

[sunny-dave]

Yes - big bottle of full sugar coke (not diet) and leave overnight - then a good hard scrub.

[gingejbee]

....so, it wasn't in "pristine condition" at all?

[Jackdaw33]

I think a rogue 'r' crept into the word 'pristine'.

[rowanwitch]

White vinegar works better especially if you can get the water out first. Although you could use a proprietary cleaner.

[237SJ]

I`d just tip a whole bottle of Viakal in and leave it overnight. I`ve tried the coke, vinegar etc and none of them work.