He Said To Me

[Bobbisox1]

He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand
by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him .... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find women who are sensitive, caring and Good-
looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said to me... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him. . .. A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed..
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge