I Dont Get It Why People Take Shower / Bath So Often?

[MartinWasp]

Walking burns your calories enough! But shower two times a day! Since I started shower once a week, I can easily gain 0.5 kg! They dont know that water can wash the fat off our body, making us skinny and lanky! I dont get people these days! This is the side effects of showering / bathing too often. Now I have to cover myself with T-Shirt, Cardigans, T-shirt, Cardigans and Cardigans and Cardigans to make meself look fat like most people here.

[sandyRoe]

Where is "here"?

[MartinWasp]

The Island and the neighbouring island

[Neveracrossword]

That may all be very true... in your parallel universe.

[MartinWasp]

define 'parallel universe'

[sandyRoe]

Malta & Gozo? Are the people there generally overweight?

[MartinWasp]

Since this is the Government's website. Everyone knows which islands

[sandyRoe]

Ah yes, Australia and Tasmania.
Is the population of devils on the smaller of those two islands still on the decline?

[calmck]

I take a shower or bath daily so that, hopefully, I am pleasant to be around. Please tell the medical professionals how easing removes fat so they can inform the clinically obeses

[Hazlinny]

If you wear so many cardigans on a hot island, surely you will lose weight through perspiration?

[pastafreak]

Martin has a vivid imagination.

[MartinWasp]

Yes, thats why I am finding a way to reduce my body's temperature to keep myself cold. There should be operations elsewhere.

[sanmac]

I suggest that the wearing of an aluminum-foil hat for 17 days will probably disabuse you of these weird notions that possess you.

[Neveracrossword]

MartinWasp, Chambers dictionary is an excellent resource (other reference books are available).

[MartinWasp]

I really hate my mum and dad for making me the very first ugliest person on planet Earth! Now I am the only man who has female body and impossible to gain!

[MartinWasp]

Thanks, Sanmac. I hope an aluminum-foil hat will make me feel better and forget about suicides and stuff.

[MartinWasp]

Having a lanky female body really stressed me out, I dont even want to look at the mirror!

[DTCwordfan]

Watch the Commonwealth weight-lifting event for women on your playback service and you may feel less concerned about how your body looks.

[cashier]

Funny, only yesterday you were gaining weight according to your cornflake post.

[Zacs-Master]

Is AB so desperate for 'hits' that it has to leave posts like this running / posters like this active?

[cashier]

Since when has Answerbank been a government website?