Neighbour

[Rondy]

Whilst cleaning my car my nosy next door neighbour said,
"I couldn't help noticing that you've decorated your front room, how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy?"

I said "12 rolls"

The following week he collared me again, he said "I've just finished doing by front room and i had 5 rolls left over"

I said "That's funny....so did I."

[Patsy33]

You were lucky you didn't get a good pasting..

[Canary42]

Thank you The Two Ronnies.

[Gramps82]

Yep another lift from the 2 ronnies