Flasher

[Rondy]

It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist
at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old
lady came running towards her, screaming. "Please come
quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked man outside my
window!"

The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's
room. "Where is he?" she asked.

"He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing
to an apartment building opposite the hotel.

The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no
shirt on, moving around his apartment.

"It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to bed,"
she said reassuringly. "And how do you know he's naked,
you can only see him from the waist up?"

"Try standing on the dressing table!", screamed the old lady.