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[Rondy]

My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side.
It’s definitely something that needs addressing.
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Almost all garden gnomes have red hats.
It's a little-gnome fact.
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I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the cubicle next to me started smoking...
It was so disgusting I nearly couldn't finish my sandwich!
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A wife is a bit like an old television...
It used to look good, but now it's too big for the room and you can't afford a newer model, so you bang it anyway to keep it going!
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Never cook chips in the nude…
Not only can you splash hot fat on your bits, you also get fired from McDonald's!
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I've just applied to take part in an adult movie. The advert says male applicants must be bigger than 7 inches…
I should be fine. I'm 5ft 11!
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[Patsy33]

Lol!
Not sure about no. 4!