And There's More

[Rondy]

I collect a lot things related to antique implements of torture and execution, so when a French guillotine basket turned up for auction, naturally I was interested.
However, when it came to the actual bidding, my head just wasn’t in it.
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The decision to throw my loft ladder away has made life problem attic.
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Police say a man who held staff hostage in a bowling alley . .could strike again !
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When I'm fixing electric kettles I'm in my element.
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I am going to start an airline for bald people.
Going to call it receding airlines!
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