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Kathy goes to her local bank, walks into the manager’s office, and says, “I want a loan; I am going to divorce my husband.”
“Oh, we don’t give loans for divorces,” the manager says. “We offer loans only for things like mortgages, appliances, cars, businesses, and home improvement.”
Kathy interrupts: “Stop right there. This definitely falls into the category of ‘Home Improvement.’”
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Thought I'd try Indian/South American fusion cuisine.
It was a bit of an Argie bhaji
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.I've just ordered some bulbs that I'm going to put in, in the spring.
'Till then, we'll sit in the dark.
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I’ve just found out I’ve got Parkinson’s, I can’t stop interviewing people.
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Someone asked me today how I was going to spend Christmas.
I replied, On a credit card.
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My wife asked me if I remembered the most stupid thing I ever said.
I said “I do”
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