Wod Cutting

[theren_911]

How much wood would a woodchuck cut if the woodchuck could chop wood?

[joko]

chuck off! ;o)

[buildersmate]

The woodchuck would cut as much wood as it could

[kempie]

Shouldn't that read

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

The answer being

"A wood chuck would chuck as much wood
as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood."

[PhilBy]

How wood I know?

[theren_911]

Great stuff :D

[Lonnie]

On the same lines, how about, 'I'm not a pheasant plucker' etc.

[grenaby]

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant pluckers son, I am only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood was the way I remember