bee jokes!

[JonnyBoy12]

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In his ark-hives!


What did the apiarist say to his misbehaving bees?

Beehive yourselves!


Why do bees hum?

Bee-cause they don't know the words!


And finally an epitaph on a beekeepers tombstone:


Here lies the body of

B. Keeper

Dearest Beth

Stung to death.


Hope to bee seeing you all very soon.

[Lie-in King]

I've just been stung by a bee - �20 for a jar of honey!

[JonnyBoy12]

What do you get if you cross a sex attacker and a beekeeper?


A rapiarist!

[Avatar]

Cr4p.

[squarebear]

oh BEE quiet Avatar.