Nosey neighbour

[terambulan]

What can i do about a neighbour who noses into my property (gotta be binoculars from his bedroom window) and reports to my spouses brothers about our lives, ie an ambulance calling to an accident (slip & cut head in shower) .....which the neighbour claimed as a domestic fight.

[oldgrape]

if it were me i'd report him to the police that's invasion of my privacy but that's me

[888sally888]

I would involve the police - that's creepy!!

[sammy snake]

I don't think he would need binoculars to see an ambulance and someone getting into it with a wound to the head :-)

He probably made up the bit about the fight as he coldn't think of any other reason for the above.

Is this an isolated incident or do you have other reason to believe he is spying on you?

[ccfluff]

You can either go down the legal route and involve the police, as i did years ago with my boyfriends neighbour, who spied on us that much he actually commented on which underwear i was wearing.
Or you could hae a bit of fun with him, make up some signs telling him where to get off, ask him where he got his binoculars from as you need some to spy on a nosey neighbour, or for the ultimate fun get your partner to act out a fight , pretend to hit them really hard knocking them out, see if he phones anyone, and if they come act normally, but tell the police that he is always spying on you and making up stories, hes sure to end up in trouble with the police.

[terambulan]

thanx ccfluff....was looking for some seedy incident which he could spy on and make himself look the fool he is!

All ideas appreciat

[~max~]

Roll up a large carpet.
Late at night, open the door to the garden and turn the sound right up on some selected screams from a horror movie dvd.

Then start pretending to dig a large hole in your garden, and come back from the house carrying the rolled up carpet with a lot of pretend effort and loads of grunts. Throw it in the hole.
:O)

[snagged]

Wait until 3am... paint his all windows black. He'll think he's gone blind.

[Bathsheba]

Am feeling slightly worried bout max..........

[~max~]

And so you should be....Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[Eve]

Place a sign inside your window which he could only see using binoculars telling him to **** off and stop being so nosy or you'll report him to the police.

[Disco Fever]

Everytime you look out the window and you see him using his bins point an air rifle at him and see how long it takes him to dive for cover...

[lajohn]

pull your pants down and show him your bum when he's bird watching, and maybe show him your 'bird' also.

show him the finger.

blow kisses at him. have fun provoking him. lol

[Nickienickie]

Max, I have seen my neighbour digging in his garden at 3 am ...m checking the noise outside my window ... should I look for some offcuts in his bin or compost heap ????

I like the suggestion of the sign ... or start walking around in your house with wigs on and tell him you have lots of visitors ....

[Disco Fever]

Or even better when he's looking at you stick your finger up your nose, normally turns people right off...

[thugulike]

I'm with max on this one. I'd be tempted to enact some bizarre incident and wait for the reaction. I think it was the film 'Rear Window' where someone saw what they thought was a murder.

Why are you bothered by this? It just shows someone who has no life of their own and should be pitied