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Something for the long holiday weekend?
1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
2. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
3. The teacher confiscated a catapult in the algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
5. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
6. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
7. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
8. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."
9. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
10. Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view.
2. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
3. The teacher confiscated a catapult in the algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
5. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
6. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
7. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
8. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."
9. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
10. Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view.
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