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marval | 19:03 Wed 13th Mar 2013 | Jokes
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Blonde one

A blonde walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the sales clerk for help.

"I'd like a box of birdseed," said the lady.

"For which kind of bird?" he asked helpfully.

"Oh, I don’t know," she replied. "Whichever will grow the fastest?"


Blonde two

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.

Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam."

Later a blonde employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin.

The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?"

In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze!

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Tee Hee. Like the second one. If a blonde barmaid asks you if you want ice in your drink. Ask her if the ice is fresh or frozen. See how long it takes for her to twig.
22:45 Wed 13th Mar 2013
Tee-hee. These poor blondes!
Tee Hee. Like the second one.

If a blonde barmaid asks you if you want ice in your drink.
Ask her if the ice is fresh or frozen. See how long it takes for her to twig.

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