The Magic Trick...

[Jemisa]

A Welshman and an Englishman go to a pastry shop.

The Englishman whisks three biscuits into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.

The Englishman says to the Welshman: You see how clever we are? You'll never beat that!

The Welshman says to the Englishman: Watch & learn a Welshman is always cleverer than a Englishman.

He says to the baker, give me a biscuit, I can show you a magic trick!

The baker gives him the biscuit which the Welshman promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:

Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again: Give me one more biscuit... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.

The Welshman eats this one too.

Now the baker is really p!ssed off, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick ???

The Welshman says: Look in the Englishman's pocket !!!!

[frugalfred]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1256874.html

[excelsior-1]

well i've had a dreadful shift, and needed to smile

this did the trick, Jem

[Jemisa]

FF. Yes it does happen sometimes unfortunately. Whats the matter do you feel you've been short-changed? (sigh!!)

(sorry Marval)

jem.

[WyeDyed]

Well I liked it :-)