More Stewart Francis

[marval]

Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.

So what if I can’t spell Armaggedon? It’s not the end of the world.

I was a trapeze artist, but I was let go.

My father was a man of few words and I remember him saying to me “Son.”

I wrote a book about a transsexual with a speech impediment; it's called Man or Myth.

I went to a therapy group to help me cope with loneliness, but no one else turned up.

My sister has just married a Chinese billionaire, Cha Ching!

I’m not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own.

There's a man in my neighborhood who is in the Guinness Book of Records for having forty three concussions; he lives very close actually, just a stone's throw away.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance; we'll see about that.

What goes “clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, bang bang?
An Amish drive-by shooting.

[maggiebee]

Brilliant marval - chuckle for the day thanks.

[Sipowicz]

Brilliant Stewart Francis, surely?

[maggiebee]

Ah but I couldn't read them without marval!!

[marval]

Yes, all credit to Stewart Francis. I just like to share.