How Does The Panic Button Work On Here?

[High5]

How does the panic button work on here?

[boxtops]

what panic button? If you're on here, you don't need one :-)

[shoota]

Here we go again.....

[Mamyalynne]

Just for you....


http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1061/1600/panic_button-lg.jpg

[baza]

press the RED button then leave the room.

[Arksided]

... in an orderly fashion, single file... be sensible.

[AlwaysConfused]

top right corner on your screen. Press the 'x' to escape

[High5]

Thank you

[Hopkirk]

Did someone call?

[Mamyalynne]

If they did it was from the suspended sector.

[tonyav]

I've been pushing that button at the Villa for weeks now, it doesn't work !.

[DaisyNonna]

Nothing seems to work with them Tony.
Should I send them my autographed photograph of Johnny Dixon holding the FA Cup?

[tonyav]

Yeah, got to be worth a try, Daisy.
Do you think Lambert would have been sacked by now if Deadly Doug was still the chairman ?.

[DaisyNonna]

No I don't, unless the current manager would not allow Doug's wife to pick the team.
Not seen them play. What is the problem? Inability, stupidity, lack of commitment or just happy to get paid for actually turning up on a Saturday?
Hatred of owner and management? Lack of self esteem? (Always a good excuse)

[tonyav]

Daisy, I think it's a combination of everything that you mention.

[DaisyNonna]

Perhaps I should just give them a good talking to and then offer milk and biscuits if they need to 'talk things over'.

[tonyav]

LOL, I'd like to be a fly on the wall at your little talking to, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Be my guest!

[tonyav]

Would they be getting the Fergie type hairdryer treatment ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Nah!
Just, 'You make me very sad. Has someone upset you? Do you miss your mummy? Do you need someone to kiss you better? No? Grow up and get on with your bloody job or you'll be cleaning boots and scrubbing the bath in future. Oh, and here are some nail scissors, the grass in front of the goal mouths needs cutting. Do you know where that is? I'll be along with your cocoa at 9.30 pm. Just to tuck you in so that you feel safe.'

[tonyav]

No? Grow up and get on with your bloody job or you'll be cleaning boots and scrubbing the bath in future. Oh, and here are some nail scissors, the grass in front of the goal mouths needs cutting.


Daisy, that bit sounds a little bit like hairdryer treatment ;-)