Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them
"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot you mean illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 people."
"You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car, youarra breaking da law."
The German driver replies angrily, "Idiot! Get ze supervisor here. Some-vun viz brains!"
"No" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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