Darts

[exarmy448]

A keen darts player is in hospital lying in his death bed and he asks the doctor ' Do they play darts in heaven?'
The doctor says he doesn't know but he will try to find out.
A little while later he returns and says to the patient 'I have some good news and also some bad news'
'Whats the good news?' he asks
The doctor replies ' Yes they do play darts in heaven.
'That's great' says the patient, 'But whats the bad news?'
The doctor replies 'Your'e in the team for tonight.

[Patsy33]

Wonder what time he'll peg out?...

[DTCwordfan]

check out is the technical darts term, I believe.