Ladies Of The Night

[Rondy]

A pair of ladies who have lost their amateur status are looking for business one night when an officer of the law approaches.

One says to her mate "I'll get us out of this - Hi officer, do you want us to buy tickets to the policeman's ball?"

He says "I'm a Community Support Officer madam, we don't have balls."

[Bazile]

''A pair of ladies'' ? - can't compute

A pair of balls - computing