Yes, There's More

[Rondy]

I've been volunteering at the local church..
It took some grafting, but I cant wait for them to see what a great job Ive done of getting rid of all the stains on the windows.
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Bigfoot often gets confused for Sasquatch;
Yeti never complains.
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When you have pet insurance, why don't you get a courtesy dog when you take yours to the vets?
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I've noticed that there's a shocking amount of sex on TV these days...
Especially when the wife has gone out!
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I stayed in a hotel that had towels so thick, I could hardly close my suitcase.
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I recently went to a fancy dress party dressed in half a coconut shell stuffed with suet, peanuts and seeds.
The birds were all over me!
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