And There's More

[Rondy]

My wife said she was fed up with me always getting my directions mixed up..
So I packed my bags and right.
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My wife wants me to take her to Las Vegas to see The Temptations for her birthday.
Instead, I'm going to Primark to get her four tops.
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With all this wind I'm worried about the caravan in our garden!
We didn't have one yesterday.
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The British army is very secretive.
I asked an officer for the title of the entry rank and he told me, “That ‘s private!”
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The cost of living crisis has become so bad that the wife is having sex with me because she can't afford the batteries!
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[Patsy33]

Good ones! I especially like no.2 😄