immaculate conception..

[funkymoped]

ok, im not a doctor but this has got me baffled.. anyone got any theories ?

[NORMANTHEDOG]

about what

[mibn2cweus]

deception?

[bubblebubble]

is it something to do with Madonna?

[spudqueen]

Heavy petting................

[Mattk]

The man believed his own hype.He convinced himself he was the 2nd coming and then spin doctored his own story.

[BillyNoMates]

It was the first recorded use of IVF.

[dyli795]

Well, you see, God can do anything; that's why he's god innit?

Not to forget the other way of looking at it , like, there is no God.

But that doesn't explain impecable perception.

[Toureman]

Glad theres so many athiests about!

[rugeleyboy]

whats your theory funky!!

[funkymoped]

i think it originated in like Isreal, there was this geezer and his mrs. they owned a donkey and......

i believe there was an immaculate conception... i think ive ruffled enough feathers this week to keep bernard mathews upset for a month or more.

[mrbatfink]

Immaculate Conception means: i was at it with my neighbour but dont tell my husband.

[doglady]

Now, not that I don't believe or anything, but couldn't it have been Joseph, and they just didn't want to own up to it. I think women used to get stoned to death in those days, for having sex before marriage. Maybe Joseph loved her, and so he supported her story to protect her.

Or maybe it was God.

xx

[brionon]

I've heard that the I M is not the birth of jesus but the birth of his mother ! I could be wrong now.

[jenstar]

Yes, immaculate conception is the doctrine that Mary, mum of the christ-child, was born without original sin. It was actually added to christian doctrine quite late, because some theologians got to thinking, hang on, you can't have the son of god born to a woman who is tainted by original sin. Of course the whole "original sin" thing is barmy anyway, but that's the way theologians think, apparently.