Just watched the film(with Jude Law)I found it very irritating although the second half was better when he begins to get his comeuppance.Thank heavens for Susan Sarandon,she gives us all hope! Anyway got me wondering what ordinary things have you never done?Can't quite match Alfie's boast of never having made a bed. I've never mowed a lawn ,lit a firework or made pizza dough.
On the topic list it gets as far as 'anyway it got me wonderin' and i finished off the thought in my head with 'how the fekk did that guy ever make it as an actor cos he is rubbish'
I have never, in my 50 years on this planet, changed a car tyre, i have watched alot of kwik-fit-fitters in action though but.