Life

[shomer42]

How does it work then, life?

[China Doll]

If you find the answer can you let me know?

I've lost the poxy instructions complete with step by step guide!

[worfman]

life is like a sh*t sandwich...the more bread youth got.
the less sh*t you eat...

[smudge]

Doesn't work very well if you're a cat does it shomer?

Have you cooked it yet? ;o}

[mibn2cweus]

If I told you it would kill you. Best to figure it out for yourself; therein lies the reward. You can learn from others but only if you can relate it to your own experience, otherwise such knowledge is of little value.

Life Doesn�t Frighten Me

Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may die . . . of an obese hangover.

[hussy]

and knowledge is power you have to be smart to get on in this life! better start then!

[hurkleho]

You're born, you keep your head down, and then you die.

[Loosehead]

It's a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

[Panic Button]

Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.

[Jugglering]

First of all, do a desk study.....

Then, go out on a catch me if you can walkover

Finally, accept the results as being wonderful and beautiful (ok, rather nice) and propose to the next gorgeous person you meet !

Good luck !

[SteveD]

You get time off for good behaviour.