Some cr@p jokes but they made me laugh

[marlasinger]

If your lover has put on weight get them to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening ... by the end of a week the fat ****** will be 42 miles away.


A family are driving behind a dust cart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Embaressed, and to protect her young daughters innocence, the woman says "gosh, that was a big insect!" To which the little girl replies "I'm surprised it can fly with a c0ck like that!"