Inventions.

[jakesi]

If you cuold invent something,

what would it be?

 

[jakesi]

Mine would be a machine that zaps people talking in shop doorways.

[ICEMANSAV]

Something that was better and bigger than windows and  get all Bill Gates's millions and billions.

[CHOPS'R'US]

A money tree haha! That would come in handy i would cetainly look after that though you should see my other plants wilting away but that would be one plant i would certainly care for lol! Other than that a new energy source instead of polluting our planet and frying us slowly

[natalie_1982]

Amachine like they used to have on the Jetsons where a computer image of you does exercise while you dream, and you wake up fit and healthy because you were on the treadmill all night, but you don't get knackered, or sweaty or feel like you want to get off and get fatter.

[IggyB]

a devise that will remove all traces of alcohol and its subsequent damage at the touch of a button! it would be fab you could get really hammered and then when its time to go home - zap - you stone cold sober! no more kebab insidents, no more waking up in bloody plumstead! (or where ever your bus terminates) no more breth so bad the enamel from your teeth start to fall off... (i don't feel very well today)

[Octavius]

Erm.. sorry to bring the tone down a bit, but I would like to invent something to cure depression or illnesses of the mind...

[wonky]

id like to invent something that helps you learn things instantly without having to practise!! also you have two buttons one if you want to remember things long term or short term, like dates and things you would normally put in a diary you just press the button on your arm (or where ever) and then when it comes to that date it pops up in your head!!

No need to revise any more and knowledge is power!!!!!

[mully]

 I would invent a machine that could tape your dreams so instead of trying to explain them to people you can just show them!! - and on a serious note i would like to invent a cure for all disease so there was no more suffering.

[Ralph]

Rainbow coloured wallpaper paint.

[paulgallwey]

A bacteria that eats the chewing gum left on pavements, so that it disappears in a few weeks instead of lasting for about 30 years.

 

Faster than light space travel.

 

Hydrogen fusion reactors.

 

Cures for old age, blindness, cancer, deafness, stupidity, baldness, paralysis, aids, the common cold,
Alzheimer's Disease, obesity, and hairy nostrils.

[OBonio]

Time Machine without a doubt.  Long lie ins, weekends that last forever.  That sort of thing.  Would be marvellous.  Oh, and reliving my wedding day... that would be up there...

[DickieD]

I would use the time machine to transport everybody between 15 and 20 years old 50 years into the future for one week in each of these years so they can see what's in store for them.  

[Philtaz]

A mirror that would give a woman a reflection that would make her think her hair was perfect, her make-up pristine, her dress to die for and would make her look(at the very least!) 2 dress sizes smaller than she actually is.

 

I would make an absolute fortune within hours!

[maxwellsmart]

A recordable sensation machine.... as u go thru the day u have a gizmo that is in constant contact with your brain (in ur ear no bigger than a hearaid) and this records all ur physical and mental sensations....when u get home u can put the data onto a storage device and then catalogue it....later u can retrieve and relive those sensations at will....so on a rainy saturday afternoon  can search for and create a playlist (sensation list) of your choice from the past..... being in love, eating ur favorite food, meeting old friends, xmas morning as a kid, winning a prize etc.... and then u would be able to go online and share.... Ive just realized I got this idea from a movie i saw ages ago starring liam neeson .....ah shucks.

[the biker]

something that show's someone how to spell could ?

[keltik]

a device for making petrol out of dirt and air, the arabs can keep their oil and ill keep my 6 litre gas guzzler

[keltik]

ooh ooh and a thingy for legally copying other peoples inventions for free

[marmaduke]

something that shows someone how to decline a verb in the third person