New Shoes
A chap was feeling a bit down,so decided to buy some new shoes.
"Dont worry" he said to the sales "I,ll wear them home"
When he arrived home he said to his wife "Do you notice anything different about me".There was no reply.He went straight upstairs and stripped stark naked,apart from his shoes.Downstairs he went.
"Do you notice anything different now" he said.
I,ts drooping a bit"she said.
"Thats because its looking at my new shoes"
To which she replied,
"In that case its a pity you did,nt buy a new hat " !