Oh Dear..........

[Shaglene]

I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no oncoming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-British slogans, with a half-burned Union Jack duct-taped on the boot of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an articulated lorry came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a lorry driver.

[janbee]

:-)

[Blubster]

Nice one :)