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[Rondy]

I was hoping to get a part in ‘Mathematics: The Musical’, but I failed the additions.
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Couldn't believe it when my son came home today with a settee and two armchairs.
I have told him time and time again - never accept suites from strangers!
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Our local post office recently let a member of its staff go, after it was discovered that Anna Gram was sorting letters incorrectly.
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I was engaged twice but didn't get married either time…
I had a couple of near Mrs!
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Anyone out there wanting a really rubbish telescope?
Look no further!
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The woman who invented the hemline has died.
Lovely funeral, all her friends turned up.
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[Hopkirk]

Some good ones there Rondy.

[bobbinwales]

Very good today Rondy.Have you got a new supplier?

[Patsy33]

Lol! Good ones..:-))

[Hopkirk]

I could almost have got a week of Dad jokes out of that lot.

[Barsel]

Not laugh out loud jokes, but they raised a smile.