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These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow
1. The patient has no previous history of suicide.
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
1. The patient has no previous history of suicide.
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
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While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
The skin was moist and dry.
Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until
she got a divorce.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical
therapy.
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his plane
ran out of fuel and crashed.
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate
directions in early December.
Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Smith, who felt we should sit
on the abdomen and I agree.
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a
stockbroker instead.
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was
feeling better.
While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
The skin was moist and dry.
Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until
she got a divorce.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical
therapy.
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his plane
ran out of fuel and crashed.
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate
directions in early December.
Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Smith, who felt we should sit
on the abdomen and I agree.
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a
stockbroker instead.
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was
feeling better.
Yes jno I did that on purpose, I didn't want to bore everyone.
Woof, when I was a secretary my boss would dictate and very often said ridiculous stuff, it was my job to make sense of it and type it how it should be. Were these secretaries told to type the notes up literally.? Evidently they didn't go to my sec school.
jem
Woof, when I was a secretary my boss would dictate and very often said ridiculous stuff, it was my job to make sense of it and type it how it should be. Were these secretaries told to type the notes up literally.? Evidently they didn't go to my sec school.
jem
MMMM! dunno woofy, can only say how it was for me.
Surely these doctors (if it was down to them) know the p*ss is being taken out of them wouldd make sure their dictation was right, Anyway these highly educated people couldn't be so semi illiterate, Could they? . My 11 yr old niece has a better idea of things than they..
jem
Surely these doctors (if it was down to them) know the p*ss is being taken out of them wouldd make sure their dictation was right, Anyway these highly educated people couldn't be so semi illiterate, Could they? . My 11 yr old niece has a better idea of things than they..
jem
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