Another Joke !

[mikey4444]

Once upon a time there was a little 5 year old girl and she lived in a house with her Mummy and Daddy. One day, a team of workmen arrived to put an extension on the house next door. The little girl was terribly interested in what was going on and used to join the men for their tea breaks. All the men sort-of adopted her and gave her some of their tea and biscuits.

At the end of the week the Foremen came along and gave wage packets out to all the men, and he gave the little girl one as well, with 50p in it, so that she didn't feel left out.

She hurried home and excitedly showed the wage packet to her Mummy, who said..."Well, we had better take this down to the Post Office and put into your Savings Account, hadn't we" !

So they went down to the Post Office and the little girl gave her wage packet to the Counter Clerk, who asked her where she had got her "wages" from. The little girl told her all about the workmen and then the Clerk asked her if she was going to have another wage packet next week ?

" Only if those tw**s at Jewson can deliver the *** bricks in time" she replied.

(not sure if all the asterixis are going to work ! )

[Old_Geezer]

Well at least she got the lingo down pat.

[tonyav]

LOL.

[mikey4444]

Thought you might enjoy that chaps !

By the way, how can I use that F word, in such a way that I don't blow one of AB's gaskets ? I don't use it very often but sometimes its the only word that really fits.

[Obiter]

A number of years ago, on a different site, my trick was to go online and access a Greek alphabet keyboard. I would then copy the letter upsilon and replace the English 'u' with it, from which it is almost indistinguishable. I don't know whether it would work here and am certainly not going to try because if it does work the word will appear in full.

[FrogNog]

Fecking?

[tonyav]

mikey use the initials for French Connection UK.

[DTCwordfan]

effing 'eck

[mushroom25]

you might therefore enjoy this Mikey
https://www.cloudy.ec/v/26c5a53052e75

if you're going to open, be aware that it contains words ruder than "bottom".