Some of the finest double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

[Smowball]

These are all 100% true. I thought they were hysterical!

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: " This really is a lovely horse - I once rode her mother"

2. Pat Glenn,weightlifting commentator: "And this is Gregorivia from Bulgaria...I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing"

3.harry carpenter at the Oxford-cambridge boat race 1977: "Ah, isnt that nice. the wife of the cambridge president is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew"

4.US PGA Commentator : "One of the reasons that Arnie is playing so well is that before each tee shot,his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god!! What have I just said?"

5. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed but didnt, turned to the weatherman and said" So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

I have more........

[Zhukov]

A beautiful young woman asked me for a Double entendre...so I gave her one..! ;0)

[pillj123]

more please....positively chuckleworthy!

[DTCwordfan]

4 - was actually Johnny Carson interviewing Winnie Palmer on the Tonight Show.

Not so much a d-e, but a huge faux pas, was Raymond Brookes-Ward, the show-jumping commentator at the Int'l Horse of the Year Show doubling up on BBC commentary and the stadium. The Beeb was off air but, unknown to him, the arena system was on.

The Queen Mum came into the show ring to present the rosettes etc for a junior event and RB-W turned to his collague and "announced," "What a bloody awful hat the Queen Mum is wearing this afternoon..."

Red faced he was too but the Queen Mum did see the funny side and wouldn't let him forget his remark.

[stokemaveric]

my favourite is ''whispering'' ted lowe commentating on a snooker match...''and for those of you watching in black and white...the pink is next to the green''...priceless

[chaptazbru]

Yes please, let's have more. Very funny.

[Smowball]

Just for u pill

6. New Zealand Rugby commentator: " Andres Mehretens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him"

7. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said " You'd eat beaver if you could get it"

[DTCwordfan]

David Coleman, he of Colmanballs fame, Montreal 76 Olympics of the gold medallist 400 and 800m.

"He's coming around the last bend, Juantorena opens his legs and shows his class"

[Psybbo]

BBC cricket commentator "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey" and commentary team dissolve into laughter

[shaneystar2]

Don't forget dear old Brian Johnston

The bowler's holding,the batsman's Willey...
and
There's Neil Harvey standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.

[DTCwordfan]

Here's a less rude one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh4iF_Si_2E

[DTCwordfan]

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k0qZDdfvZk

[MarkRae]

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw

[maggiebee]

MR that clip is priceless

[Smowball]

lol very good you lot!

8.Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday"

[pa___ul3]

a classic one in work, the girl who sat next to me had an empty cardboard box under her desk we'd use to keep old paper for recycling, one day way she'd left her drawers open I had to ask her to "move your drawers so I can shove this in your box!" Luckily she was the type of girl who'd laugh!!

[Smowball]

I watched that one Markrae, as Bradley walsh started laughing I couldnt stop either

[jno]

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

[jno]

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

[Jumbo747]

I think it was dear old Richard Dimbleby who, when commentating some Royal occasion (could have been the Trooping of the Colour - not sure) made reference to:

'The Royal Arse Hortillary'

[Smowball]

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