'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through cash machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender..'
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MALE PROCEDURE:
I'd also like to ask- when you have to get a ticket to raise a car-park barrier, why do they put them just out of arm's reach? Makes no sense, they could easily move them in a few inches.
I'm afraid it wouldn't be true in my house. One of the first instructions on the 'male' side would be "Ask wife what PIN number is because I'm too gormless to remember it myself"
//I'd also like to ask- when you have to get a ticket to raise a car-park barrier, why do they put them just out of arm's reach? Makes no sense, they could easily move them in a few inches. //