Comical Signs Up In Your Kitchen/funny Fridge Magnets.

[Georgiesmum]

Ihave two up in my kitchen. One says "If you cant smell burning it must be salad today" and the other one says "When in doubt brew up"
Do you have any comical ones in your kitchen?

[mallyh]

no but I have drunk looking chefs and butlers holding bottles and spices etc x

[Flonska]

A tea- towel which reads "The kitchen closed due to illness - I am sick of doing the washing up!"

[Flonska]

^ is closed

[queenofmean]

My late mum (nungate) has one that says Dinner is ready when the fire alarm goes off.

I have one that says
Please, No singing No Dancing No Swearing this is a respectable house.

[emmie]

i have a sainburys sign which says
take an old bag shopping.

[Georgiesmum]

He he good one emmie x

[ducksie]

I have a comical picture of an egg and a chicken in bed together, the egg is smoking, caption underneath is "Guess that solves that question"

[cleodog]

My daughter has a sign up in her kitchen saying "lets swap places tonight? I"ll sit on the sofa drinking beer and farting and you can stand in front of the ironing board "!

[Georgiesmum]

I nearly forgot, I have a fridge magnet that says "Im good in bed-I can sleep all day!"

[gness]

I have lots, Gmum......including....I kiss better than I cook.....(true)

I do have one I don't like but was given to me by a friend so it stays...for now....
Grow your own dope.....plant a man.....

She thought it was me...I don't....I quite like men...... ;-)

[Smowball]

I have one which says;
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.....

[maggiebee]

My daughter has one on her side door (which most people use). "This house is not under construction - children live here."

[Butterbun]

I have one that says "I hate 4-letter words; dust, cook, wash, iron"

[marval]

My fridge magnet says "Youth is a gift of nature, age is a work of art."

[Caran]

The twins gave me this one.
Our mother knows a lot of things
But our Nana knows everything.

[Caran]

I have another one.
I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.

[Tissy]

Mine says Whatever you want to do, do it, there are only so many tomorrows.

[pastafreak]

I have one that says..." Fannys Rest Stop...eat here,get gas"

...and yes, "fanny" is a name in the States. An aunt of mine had that as an abbreviation of Philomena