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[piggynose]

Pilot forced to make emergency landing after passenger’s smelly farts causes fight

The gassy passenger reportedly refused to stop farting (CEN)

A pilot was forced to make an emergency landing after a fight broke out due to a plane passenger’s chronic flatulence.

The passenger, reportedly obese and reluctant to stop breaking wind, caused a massive punch-up while travelling from Dubai to Amsterdam Schiphol airport with Transavia Airlines.

Understandably, the two Dutchman sitting next to the gassy passenger requested the crew on flight HV6902 do something.

There was little the cabin crew could do, so when the passenger persisted with loud and smelly flatulence, a fight broke out.

The ruckus forced the pilot of the Dutch low-cost airline to make an emergency landing at Vienna airport in Austria.

Police boarded the plane and removed four passengers.

A police spokesman confirmed that the row was started by a passenger suffering from wind who was making little effort to restrain himself and that this offended the two young Dutchmen.

what will the offence be called at the court hearing?

[emmie]

blowing your own trumpet,

[Hopkirk]

A crosswind landing

[Baldric]

F.a.rting with intent!

[weecalf]

Thought at first this was a wind up. We’re they watching Gone with the wind at the time ?

[Mamyalynne]

Blown out of all proportion surely.

[weecalf]

Maybe he will admit to a lesser charge of arson

[Chipchopper]

Phew fighters

[Tilly2]

Piggynose, you'd have been ok sitting next to him! :-)

[murraymints]

EEK !

[jazzyjen]

He refused to stop?
How can one refrain from breaking wind?

[aelmpvw]

hopefully he'll get a lifetime ban from using lifts

[vulcan42]

All airlines should carry these in various sizes.
https://www.stressnomore.co.uk/shreddies-flatulence-filtering-underwear-for-men-10625.html?gclid=Cj0KCQiAiKrUBRD6ARIsADS2OLkVj8Xzz1BXXEJ6pAPN1z3X0JGWPexIRVTOoe5IYrhYtzaRFFq8xmYaAjBKEALw_wcB

[douglas9401]

If it had been transatlantic they could have diverted to Cork.


I'll get me coat.

[237SJ]

It's the nuts (not peanuts) that are given out on planes that make people fart.

[DTCwordfan]

surely a case of force majeure.....

[1ozzy]

Adds a whole new meaning to jetstream

[1ozzy]

Bet that plane created a unique vapour trail

[237SJ]

I`ve come very close to throwing up on more than one occasion. It's the nuts