The Black Bra

[Bobbisox1]

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door

Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.

I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and

Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,

Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said . . .



"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

[ToraToraTora]

PMSL!

[Sqad]

You lost me after the third sentence, but I am rather thick.lol

[SparklyKid]

Yep, rings a bell.

[Bobbisox1]

I really thought it would appeal to you Sqadman, especially the Mistress:0)

[Sqad]

Zorro is a funny name for a woman.....lol

[Bobbisox1]

When one has to explain the joke, tis no longer a...
Now Sqad , it's quite a rarity on AB to have a sense of hoomer, I did credit you with on though :0(

[Sqad]

I am just winding you up o'sexy one.
You're Avatar still turns me on -;)

[Bobbisox1]

Must be the mask then haha

You can ask
" what's for dinner Zorro' haha

[Patsy33]

Olè!...
Lol!!