Real Ale

[Rondy]

For anyone who has ever had a bad pint. Two blokes decided to open a real ale brewery.
After several months of careful work, they produced a product with a golden straw-like colour and a good strong flavour of hops.
They sent it to the chemical lab for testing, and after waiting impatiently for three weeks, the lab analysis came back.
It read,
"Dear Sirs,
Our analysis of the sample sent to us indicates that your horse has diabetes."