Help, how can i please my man?

[happi_red]

I need ideas about how to get my new man "excited". I'm going round tomorrow night and want to make it interesting. Please don't delete this post. I genuinely need ideas of what men find sexy, I'm rubbish at this kind of thing!

[kazzianne]

have you two ever - you know!!

[stylinsam]

try dressing up 4 him men usually find it a big turn on or just put your best underwear on (make sure they match ) the rest im sure he will be able to help you with

[smudge]

Why do you feel the need - doesn't he like you as you are? Are you feeling insecure? Only asking!

Perhaps if you dress nicely & wear a nice perfume, that should do the trick.

[Ward-Minter]

Any men really, really like a drunk girl who gets loud and brash. They are turned on by females eating kebabs in public (shows confidence). Also mention the fact you love him and want to live with him on the first night. Remember, us guys actually like nagging, talking about babies and tampax andmost of all shopping.

If the conversation goes stale, bring up ex-boyfriends and how good they were in ALL departments. You see, men like competition.

Finally, just to add some spice, call him by a different name.

Good luck.

[smudge]

You crack me up Wardy - I can't stop laughing!

Sorry happi_red!

[kazzianne]

WM - sounds like Jade Goody!!

[alijangra]

As far as I can tell from past experience, different men like different things. I think as long as you are clean, de-fuzzed, nice underwear and nice perfume you cant go far wrong!!

[OBonio]

Turn up naked. Bring beer.

That does it for me.

[bellasasha]

i once surprised my man by going into his flat while he was at work, dressed in suspenders and stockings, some whipped cream in strategically placed blobs and was waiting for him on his bed......i'm still getting thanked for it!!!!! lol

[smudge]

Exactly Kazz - that's why it's best to be yourself & don't overdo it! Otherwise, it might just put him off!

I'm still laughing Wardy.....

[helliebobs]

Thanks for the tip Ward-Minter, we now know just how to float your boat!!

[Champagne]

ROFLMAO @ WM!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Fact is, happi_red, if he�s a new fella then I�m sure he likes you just as you are. You can discover your love life along the way. You can�t assume that all men like sexy underwear �cos not all of them do. Why don�t you just play it by ear and when the situation is right ask him what turns him on.

If you really don�t want to go down that route, then you could try the following:-

1. mention in passing that you used to be a gymnast.
2. cook him a romantic meal of Bratwurst sausages, then proceed to eat yours by sucking out all the meat from the sausage, letting the juices trickle down your chin.
3. �forget� to wear a bra under a flimsy blouse.
4. don�t partake in intellectual conversation, or show in any respect that you are more intelligent than him.
5. mention that a friend told you that you had a big bum, and then insist he closely inspects your rear (including copping a feel) and ask him what he thinks of it.

[happi_red]

Lol ward minter, love it. I do all those things, why can't I keep a man?!!!! ha ha

I think the underwear stuff is what i'll go for.

Yeah, we have already done the business a few times, just wanted to make thnigs a bit different...

[peterd]

Take a friend , that will spice it up.

If not go with what Champagne says, but remember do NOT touch his TV remote control

[kazzianne]

I find an ice cold glass of bubbly,whilst gently massaging his shoulders gets things off to a good start!! Then you can massage everything else!!

[andy-hughes]

Take control, but be subtle.

It's all in the eyes. From when you get there, hold eye contact, smile, and look at him as if you could eat him. As soon as you sit down, start stroking his arm, or his leg, with just your fingertips, again using your eyes.

Lean across as though you are going to kiss him, but then move back six inches, and hold still - wait for him to lean into you. Moan or sigh softly and put your fingers gently on the back of his neck. If he doesn't pounce on you, he's just not in the mood.

[kazzianne]

Does that work for you then Andy?

[stylinsam]

take your sex toys with ya babe!

he will be happy.

[mycats]

now, now Andy! Dont want you "coming over all unnecessary" now do we? lmao

[andy-hughes]

Yes kazzianne, was i that obvious?

Sorry mycats, too late! Just off for a rubdown with a damp NME!