Who's got them?

[China Doll]

Right, I'm in the middle of writing staff appraisals and I appear to have lost my sanity and sense of perspective... this was the last place I was before I started doing anyw work so one of you lot must have taken them!!!

Who's got it? Come on, own up.... I can wait all day and no ones going home till I've found them....

China

[noxlumos]

Sorry China it was me. I've been in News and lost my own, so I borrowed yours... sorry, should have asked first :(

[bobtheturkey]

i sat at my last appraisal with a plastic cup on my head :)

[China Doll]

Why thank you Twizzler Boy... you've just given me some ideas about how to make this more interesting.... If I add scorching hot coffee in the much there's no way they can shake their head in disagreement right??

[raysparx1]

Hello China, I hate to be a snitch but it really was noxy, I saw him miss and why should I be kept in when it was him, miss shall I clean the room and tidy up for you ?

[Athley]

When I last had an appraisal I just kept thinking that my boss really looked like Christopher Biggins on his ID badge. Totally put me off!

[bobtheturkey]

my boss happens to be one of my best mates so it makes the whole thing daft from the outset, ended up discussing the previous nights footi :)

[China Doll]

I think I'd rather talk about the football.... frankly I'd rather talk about the weather in outer mongolia... anything. This is so ******* unnecessary.

[bobtheturkey]

ah but what would those wonderful people in the nhs the grade 7 managers do with their days if they didn't tell hard working people like you to do appraisals they can only read catalogues and go to meetings about meetings for so long :)

[raysparx1]

China QPR lost to Coventry yesterday, but we are getting better, do you think we will beat Sunderland ?

[China Doll]

Bob... have you been spying on me?!?That is almost word perfect for what happens to me on a daily basis... even the grade 7!

<Looks over shoulder, pulls collars up>>

[China Doll]

Sorry Sparky my m'dear but I really don't think you'll beat sunderland.... perhaps a draw a best? Don't feel to bad, you could be Derby fan...

[bobtheturkey]

i used to go out with a girl who worked admin in a hospital and one night in a pub i came across her grade 7 manager, i mentioned no names but proceeded to give the little bald arrogant nipple a few truths about how greedy self important fat a,r,se,,h,o,l,e,s like him were crippling the nhs and punishing the decent hard working staff under him, i said in your ivory tower you may be a big shot but in here you are a fat sweaty ugly bald man then went back to my roasted peanuts :)

[China Doll]

I think I love you!

[raysparx1]

I think you have it sussed roberto, too many chiefs and not enough indians,and all the chiefs are winkles.

[bobtheturkey]

well she had to go begging for a half day to take her mum to the doctors while fat man and his 96 underlings sat talking utter b.o.l.l.o.c.k.s about how to reduce staff still further and what stock catalogue to read next or who took an extra 5 mins on their flexitime, personally every manager should be lined up and asked to justify their day if it doesnt meet requirements they would be shot in the gut - result? the nhs much better resourced and less jabba the hut lookalikes in suits :)

[China Doll]

< Swoon >

[bobtheturkey]

sorry but you have got me on one of my pet hates, second only to people who say " i feel your pain" whilst having an eerie creepy smile on their face but that is for another day :)

[Katie~77]

Bob, watch your language!!!x

[China Doll]

I think people with the eerie smile actually mean 'I want to feel your pain.' I'll do a thread on that next sunday ;0)