The Ballerina

[Denisdiamond]

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless summer dress ,walked into a bar in Dublin.
She raised her right arm,revealing a huge ,hairy armpit,as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar,and asked," What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the bar and bellowed," Give the ballerina a drink!"
The barman poured the drink and the woman swallowed it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked,
"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said,"Give the ballerina another drink!"
The barman approached the little drunk and said," Tell me,Paddy, it,s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk replied," Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

[nadolig]

top notch. thx 4 that

[Denisdiamond]

Thank you ,Nad.

[starmack]

If you want to spend the night laughing Google "prairie home companion+home" and go to archive of its February 3rd 2007 show -- which was a jokes special. (It is a funny radio show any time).