Pension Sex...

[Jemisa]

Two old men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'

'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'

'Pension sex?'
'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'

LOUD SEX

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell.'
'My dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is.'
'The problem is,' she complained, 'it wakes me up!'

QUIET SEX

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, 'How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?'
She glanced at him and replied, 'You're never home!'
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[tonyav]

LOL, like them Jem.

[mike11111]

A cut above your usual fare - very good!

[Jemisa]

I think thats a back-handed compliment isn't it MIKE?
I suppose a ThanQ is in order, (I think) :)

jem

[tonyav]

Hey, I like them Jem. x

[marval]

lol

[sunny-dave]

Excellent - keep 'em coming ...

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[missprim]

Think I like these even more than part 2.