A Perfect Answer...

[Jemisa]

A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real weirdo, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms. The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

As the officer finished writing the ticket he put an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then handed it to the 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says; "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an ***!"

Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record with a high number of points and is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red light.

Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"

The Officer responds; "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

The Lawyer then asks; "Officer is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"

The Officer responds; "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH," underlined."

The Lawyer then asks "What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

The Officer then responds; "Aggressive and hostile, Sir."

The Lawyer then asks; "Aggressive and hostile?"

The Officer responds; "Yes, Sir."

The Lawyer finally asks; "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for ***?"

The Officer responds; "Well sir, you do know your client better than I do!"