The Lorry Drivert (18 +)

Jemisa | 12:58 Tue 13th Mar 2012 | Jokes

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An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to
last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was
concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor
for advice.

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but thought that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his lorry
over on the side of the motorway.

He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the lorry.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his trousers and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his trousers. Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut
and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

The copper says, "Well, you'd better check your brakes too, because your lorry rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago......